Went to tacobell, gave her $9 and she gave me this..
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Don’t feed the fat guy
So I’m kinda trying to eat more fruits and vegetables to improve my health. I decided this a couple weeks ago but hadn’t told my wife yet. She calls me into the kitchen to get dinner and this is what I find.
Disclaimer: So my wife doesn’t beat me in my sleep I need to tell you this is a very rare meal. Sarah almost always makes a full meal and it almost never comes from the freezer like this.
Love you boby!
Christmas lemons
Christmas night my wife and I are visiting her dads family who always throw huge family parties for the holidays. While we’re there everyone’s drinking and playing poker and socializing.
Around 6pm on December 25th Sarah decides she needs limes for some special martinis. Her brother in law and I had been debating going to get red bull already so it was no problem, we thought something had to be open. We drove around the empty city for about 20 min before we found a gas station that had been open on Xmas.
As we pull into the gas station we notice there’s a taco truck in the parking lot and plenty of people… I figure at this point the only place I might find lines on Christmas was this taco truck. All they had were lemons and he charged me $5 for 2 of them.. Needless to say by the time we got back Sarah was no longer interested, also we found a bowl full of limes on the counter..
food obsessed?
I’ve noticed that I spend most of my day thinking about what i’m going to have for dinner, then once I decided what we’re going to have, I spend the rest of the day deciding how i’m going to make it. It’s this task that makes my day, without it I feel bored and unfullfilled. Or when I come home and dinner is already made, or we don’t have the needed ingredients which have somehow disappeared. I begin my decent into depression and longing for tomorrow when I can start my day all over again and dream of something new to make. So now I wonder, am I obsessed with food? or am I just so controlling that i’m offended by someone else doing something I had planned to do?


