Yesterday we activated Sarah’s new iPhone she got for Xmas, she was previously on an android. While we were watching TV I bought some cool games for her phone. Her new favorite game is “where’s my water.” Its a puzzle game. After about 20 min I ask how her game is going, she says it’s alright. After about 2.5 hours I ask her how her game is and she responds, “I’m still trying to get into it.”
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Wonderful day..
I want to talk about how emasculating my father is, or maybe how emasculated he feels around me… Before that I just want to wish everyone a happy new year and if you’re still reading this blog after you’ve had a month to decide it was crap, then woop for me..
So, I’ve decided one of two things, either my dad is constantly emasculated by me, or his self esteem is so low he needs to constantly validate himself as, or he is so UN-evolved that he needs to secure his title as the dominate, alpha male. So as you can see my father is kinda hard to live with most of the time, but here’s the kicker, you can never tell him you’re doing anything or working on anything or he will completely take over and shut you out; the last two days were the worst example of it all.
Day before yesterday I’m taking down the Pine tree in the living room and wrapping the ornaments , like I’ve been doing for the last 20 years when my dad walks in and asks probably 30 questions about what I’m doing and how I’m doing it… Alright that’s not very bad but there’s more.
After that I’m cleaning out my closet in preparation for a 5 foot show rack thing I put together to help organize our live a little better when my dad walks in and without saying a work kicks me out of my own closet and just takes over…. After explaining my plan, he tells me I’m doing it all wrong. The strange part is he then puts in the organizer exactly as I explained.. First of all this thing is a show organizer… it sits on the floor and you can put your shoes in it… I had planned to put some screws in the top of it so it wouldn’t fall over if it get too heavy… It’s easier than pouring milk on cereal.
And now for the Mac Daddy of all bullshit alpha male moves, my iphone box. I sold my iphone on ebay and was putting it in a box to ship out of the country. If I believed in god I’d swear to him that my dad honestly came in, said hey what are you doing?, and took the project out of my hands…
Sometimes this doesn’t bug me. Sometimes I don’t want to be doing what I’m doing, but the worst part about all of this is no one asks for his help, hell I wish he’d just sit on the couch and watch TV by himself all day, but at the end of ever single day he bitches about how much he has to do… Just a reminder no one asked for his help or wanted it.. We’re all just fine without your 2 cents every 2 min.
Love you, but go away.
ryan
